For a mere $1 million, some extremely gullible person can purchase a “Bible signed by Jesus Christ” that’s been carbon dated by the elusive “institute [sic] of History, Ohio, USA,” tested by experts from the “Bibliotheque National” and given the thumbs up for authenticity by the mysteriously unGoogle-able but allegedly reliable “Theologian Jessica Wycliffe.” The picture of the Bible itself has “HOLY BIBLE” stamped on the cover, even though Mel Gibson tried to make sure that you know better.
Oh Mad Max, what fools these mortals be!
