Archive for the ‘Make your own folklore’ category

Stove ghost needs child playmate

August 31st, 2008

When Ruthie was a little girl, she had an imaginary friend named “Queen” that she liked to play-cook with. While living in her childhood home with her young son, she was surprised he suddenly developed an imaginary friend named “Queen”  that he liked to play-cook with a couple of years ago. Recently, when Ruthie’s mother died, she found an antique, cast-iron play stove in her attic branded with the name “Queen.”

But the boy, perhaps wisely, has developed a fear of “Queen,” so the stove is for sale, put up by Ruthie’s friend “Beverly2107,” who regularly sells knick-knacks on eBay. Ruthie and Beverly2107 tried in vain to get “Queen” to play with them, but it’s possible that when they try to say anything, Queen hears that wah-wah-wah-wah voice that the Peanuts gang hears when adults speak. Or that she speaks in a “Mosquito ring tone” frequency. Or that she’s a fairy.

Whatever the case, Ruthie and Beverly2107 are distressed that Queen no longer has a playmate, so they are hoping that some parent will buy the stove for a young child who is longing for an imaginary ghost playmate. Phew. If you click through and read the post, you will soon understand that paraphrasing this auction was harder than it looked.

Visit the auction for the haunted, cast iron children’s stove.

Sonny and the real muse

August 29th, 2008

So, Sonny is a children’s performer with an elaborate art car that he calls “The Bubble Truck.” Sylvia is his inanimate girlfriend who requested to be sacrificed so that Sonny can “invest in marketing plans.”  At the steep minimum price of $1,000 for the painted, sculptural, woman-shaped thing, the auction listing seems like it may actually be the “marketing plans” for Sonny’s $18 self-published children’s book about the Bubble Truck, which apparently makes a journey to the moon. Or for his entertainment and party services, which includes him and his truck blowing a lot of bubbles in all different sizes. Whatever the true purpose of this auction, the Bubble Truck does look kind of awesome.

Visit the Buy Sylvia auction.