Posts Tagged ‘celebrity’

It don’t matter if you’re French or Rye: MJ Toast

July 8th, 2009

I guess this was inevitable. In the culture of eBay, few things feel our grief, our longing or our faithful yearnings the way that our toasters do.

Welcome to the newest rash of oddball Michael Jackson-related auctions: portraits of the King of Pop on burned bread.

Pictured here is, obviously, a toast-ly apparition of the  “Thriller” cover.

This MJ on toast must be intentional.

He’s moonwalking on this one. It’s rough, but yes, I can see it.

I can’t figure this one out at all.

Chances are good that there are more of these listings being created daily.

If you’re looking for MJ-related auctions, Ebay has created its own Michael Jackson tribute page.
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Have yourself a creepy little Christmas

December 9th, 2008

‘Tis the season for some of the most evil movie props of all time to go up for auction.

Child star Harvey Stephens, who played little evil Damien Thorn in the original 1976 version of “The Omen,” has held onto the prop tricycle he rode into his on-screen mother (Lee Remick), causing her to fall over  a second-story banister. Four years ago, Stephens said he wouldn’t part with the piece of scary cinema history because he wanted to give it to his baby daughter,  but he began making public appearances with it earlier this year. The live auction will start with a $30,000 bid.

Hollywood dentist Henry R. Dwork wants to cash in on his little piece of film history – specifically, the molds he made for Linda Blair’s tongue extension and teeth, used in “The Exorcist.” If you were wondering, Dwork says he has also “assisted many of Hollywood’s biggest stars with all their necessary cosmetic dentistry, including: Robert DeNiro (for The Deer Hunter and The Untouchables), Sean Penn, Dustin Hoffman (for Marathon Man), John Belushi, Marlon Brando and Al Pacino (for the Godfather) and many more.” The doc is looking for $2,500 or best offer.

A seller by the name of “ectoplasm” has a number of props from the Hellraiser movies for sale, including one of the puzzle boxes used in the film, which apparently has some “secret” about it that will help the buyer verify that it’s legit. It also includes oversized corneal black contact lenses worn by “Pinhead” actor Doug Bradley, a resin bust of the creepy character, a hand-painted maquette of the “Pillar of Souls,” and a piece of prosthetic makeup that Bradley donned somewhere in between all of those shiny nails. With three days to go, the bidding currently stands at just under $1,400.

On the lighter side of soul suckage and cinematic carnage, the stop motion puppet used to portray Sigourney Weaver’s evil alter Hell hound ego in “Ghostbusters” is for sale. That live auction begins at $12K.

Visit the Original Linda Blair tongue and teeth molds from The Exorcist auction.

Visit the Hellraiser Pinhead bust and rare movie prop puzzle box.

Visit the Harvey Stephens Damien tricycle from The Omen auction.

Visit the Terror dog stop motion puppet from Ghostbusters auction.

Suspicious tines

December 5th, 2008

It’s been a good while since anyone reported an Elvis sighting at Stuckey’s or Macchu Piccu, but his DNA — or crumbs once touched by his DNA — are available on a piece of flatware that is for sale on eBay. According to the story, when Elvis played a sold-out show in Johnson City, Tennessee in 1976, he rented the entire floor of a nearby hotel, where fans dutifully swarmed the parking lot and tried to peek into his covered windows.

When plates and silverware were left outside of the King’s room, it was “MAHAM!” [sic], but at least one employee procured a single dirty fork, took it home, and gave it to his sister-in-law, who was bonkers for Elvis. The fork in question has been wrapped in plastic ever since because “there are still particles of food on it that has dryed on it.”

Sellers are asking for one million dollars or the best offer they can get.

Visit the “An actual fork Elvis Presley ate off of” auction.

Sad last days: Contents of Evel Knievel’s motorhome for sale

December 2nd, 2008

If you were a  child in the 1960s of ’70s, chances are good that at some point, you tried to jump your bike over a line of Matchbox cars. Or you yelled “I’m Evel Knievel!” when you committed any daring act in your backyard or jumped from dad’s recliner to the living room sofa.

The man broke a legendary 433 bones (a  Guinness World Record) in some of the most-watched daredevil acts of all time, soaring his motorcycle over fountains, cars, buses and tanks full of live sharks, injuring himself publicly much of the time. He was a talk show fixture, a toy action figure, one of the first Americans to harness our inner desires to gawk for the purposes of reality television and George Hamilton heroically acted out his life on the big screen. For years, he pursued a dream of jumping the Grand Canyon that government officials refused to approve, so he opted to make the jump on private property on Snake River Canyon.

He became more infamous by the late ’70s, when the man who had promoted Snake River Canyon wrote a biography of him that suggested he used drugs and beat his wife. Knievel attacked the writer with an aluminum baseball bat and shattered his left arm in several places, although a court later proved that he had signed off on the book himself before it was published. He spent six months in county jail and three years on probation for the crime, and was hit with a $13 million civil lawsuit. He filed for bankruptcy and spent most of the 1980s out of the public’s view, his son Robbie taking over his daredevil mantle.

In more recent years, Knievel made several appearances on talk shows and as a spokesman for various products and even signed off on a rock opera about his life. His health steadily declined, as he had contracted Hepatitis C from a blood transfusion during one of his many adventures on a surgical table. He suffered from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis before his death at age 69 in December of 2007.

Now, the last items from his estate are up for auction on eBay, giving the world a sad and intimate little snapshot into what his life became. While a couple of outfits, pairs of motorcycle boots and signature leather red, white and blue coats hearken his glory days, the final lot of his estate also includes oxygen machines, purple crutches, a glucose monitor, pajamas, a stethoscope, a bathrobe, a hand exerciser, broken sunglasses and several other personal items. There is a box of unopened fan mail and a 35mm camera with an unfinished roll of film inside of it, along with stacks of promotional photographs, oversized business cards that he used to sign for his fans, 12 bottles of Evel Knievel hot sauce and a broken Evel Knievel clock.

As I publish this, the top bid for all of it stands at $2,000 with two days to go.

Visit the Evel Knievel Estate auction.

(Update 12-4-08: Bidding closed at $6,200.)

I am the walnut, goo goo g’joob

September 2nd, 2008

It’s an oft-repeated story among the epic, personal tales of the Beatles: During a trip to India to visit the Maharishi, John Lennon heard that the yogi had come on to one of his female seekers. He left, disillusioned and penned a scolding song about the spiritual leader. Because the source of information about the incident was questionable, and because band mate George Harrison maintained a commitment to the yogi, Lennon replaced “Maharishi” with “Sexy Sadie” for the White Album.

Now a slice of wood that looks remarkably like a cartoonish profile of Lennon, and has the lyrics scratched into it, is up for auction, for a hefty sum. The listing makes the case that the wood was purchased in India and carved into by Lennon when he returned home to London.

Coincidentally, on the day that the Maharishi died in February of this year, NASA celebrated its 50th anniversary, along with the 40th anniversary of the Beatles song “Across the Universe” by transmitting it into deep space. The words “Jai Guru Deva Om” in the chorus were taught to the members of the group by the Maharishi, and mean “I give thanks to Guru Dev” (the Maharishi’s teacher), along with “om” – the vibration of the universe.

Visit John Lennon’s lyrics for Sexy Sadie auction.