Posts Tagged ‘creepy’

Kitchen Voodoo

August 22nd, 2009

Whether you have horrible, scarring childhood memories of a particular individual, have experienced a wrenching breakup or were simply fired by someone clearly dumber and/or less ethical than yourself, eBay seller “hellomygoodbuys” would like to give you a way to exorcise your homicidal tendencies.

The “Ex Knife Set” is a storage unit in which you can plunge five sharp utensils into a body that lives on your kitchen counter. The featureless form stands in a stunned posture and has highly visible entrance and exit wounds. One customer did suggest that the plastic item seemed like it would have been better as a ceramic piece, but they claimed to still be happy with the purchase. No one in the seller feedback made any claims as to its therapeutic benefits.

See one of the “Ex Knife Set” auctions. Or visit the seller’s store, where the set also comes in red, pink and other colors.

Judy Garland’s bedside pill box

December 27th, 2008

Judy GarlandSometime, usually well after the age when we first marveled at Dorothy’s bravery in the face of the Wicked Witch of the West in Oz, we find out that the actress behind the Kansas character had her own cast of real-life demons that eventually got the better of her.  After five marriages, three children and a lifetime of bitter battles with movie studio executives and her own substance addictions, Judy Garland died of a barbituate overdose at age 47 in 1969.

Now, a small pill box from the dresser of the London apartment where she passed (replete with a notarized letter from her late husband Mickey Deans vouching for its authenticity) is up for auction on eBay – a gruesome artifact of one of Hollywood’s most notoriously painful biographies.

The folklore attached to Garland’s passing is rich and colorful, including the rumor that a tornado blew through Kansas on the day she died. A public viewing of her body, clad in a silver lamé gown and protected by a sneeze guard, drew 21,000 fans.

It’s the subject of some debate, but urban lore suggests that a gathering in honor of Garland’s death was part of the setting of the Stonewall riots, which marked the beginning of the modern gay and lesbian rights movement. Whether or not “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” was playing on the jukebox when the police raided the bar is questionable, but the riots certainly did take place on the day of Garland’s funeral.

With a minimum offer of $3,895 and three days before closing, the auction has no bids so far.

Visit the auction for Judy Garland’s pill box.

Reborn in a jar

December 19th, 2008

After watching the unsettling documentary My Fake Baby on BBC America a few months back, it’s nice to find out that not all creators of “reborns” take themselves too seriously… er, maybe.

If you haven’t heard of or seen a “reborn” – they are handmade infant dolls that look stunningly lifelike. In the BBC special, a few women talk about why they purchase the dolls, which some like to take on regular walks in carriages. They model motherhood, often drawing the kind attention of strangers who don’t realize that the doll isn’t an actual human baby. Another grandmother, whose grandchild had moved a continent away, had one made in his exact image as a baby because she missed him.

That said, here’s “Charlie”:

Charlie was made by someone who ordinarily sells reborns and didn’t set out to put a baby head in a jar.

“It just kinda happened one day” says eBay seller lizlovenursery, who made this listing read a bit like a horror movie. A preservative that included bleach was used in the jar, and did cause Charlie’s hair to dissolve.

A prospective buyer asked the question: “Hi does Charley tell the future? eg lottery results etc? and why when i try to log off does he scream “DONT LEAVE ME DADDY”????????????? thanks!”

(The answer was: “I don’t know.”)

Apparently, if the auction reaches $150, a used electric guitar will be thrown into the deal.

Maybe you have questions too. Visit the Charlie auction.