When you were young, you dreamed of strapping on a backpack and becoming a nomadic acquaintance of the hostels of the globe, ever more worldly where art and methods of transportation and cheeses are concerned. Yet a lack of material resources, motivation or courage kept you from seeing it through.

No worries! Just channel your inner international hobo by making a toupée or fake eyelashes or anything else you can make with human locks from seller trykp’s “Adventure Hair” auction.

A young man who started his world travels with a Mon Chi Chi haircut of less than one inch, he offers “12+ Months of rich brown hair,” freshly cut. He offers a history of his hair’s world travels, from the Mediterranean in Europe and Africa (including a dip in the Dead Sea), down to the Outback and up through Eastern Asia. There are even small details about his coiffure in his description: “During my stay in the mediteranean [sic] sun, My hair lightened due to the lemon blonde gel i used at the time.” He promises to share more details of his trip with his buyer.

Along with the caveat that he’ll use the sale of the hair to help him pay for college, trykp makes his case for its value:

“I have ventured the globe, swam in raging waters, climbed 90 degree mountains, skied down avalanche potential slopes. I have done wheelies on motorcycles, fought wildlife, cheated death in a near fatal car and motorcycle accident. During this long rough and exciting year, the only souvenir i have is my Hair.”

Visit the adventure hair auction.