It’s a well-established fact that Ohio has more alien abduction stories and Bigfoot sightings than the average state. If you happen to live here, this description of a mounted fish, its arguments with an electronic singing sea bass and its owner’s alien-forced pickle-eating contests (replete with gratuitous John Wayne quotes) should make perfect sense to you.*
The minimum bid is $10,000.
Visit the haunted fish auction.
*I do and it doesn’t.
