She bumped her shins on the steps, her kids kept falling face-first and a friend’s daughter fell and knocked out a front tooth. Then she broke her ankle in a door. Because no one in her family is even ” a pound over-weight,” she feels the culprit is clear: It’s the Crocs. The Crocs are to blame for every injury she and her family have endured in recent times. Some people just think they’re ugly… this woman finds them malevolent.
Therefore, she would like someone to buy her (size 7) pair to help pay off her medical bills, and then promptly burn them. With a day and half to go, the spongy footware is fetching $113.08.
Visit the Death to CROCS! auction. UPDATE: Looks like you can’t get there anymore – the auction has disappeared without a trace. I’m guessing this is because Ebay doesn’t want to be sued by the makers of Crocs.
