If you’ve spent so many nights snuggling your 1960s-era G.I. Joe figurine that his flocked, fuzzy hair is now worn down with bald patches, there’s a solution available! According to AstroJoe11, his “Rug Ratz Flocking Service” can rejuvenate your doll’s scalp better than the Hair Club for Men for under $10.
“ANY GI JOE OR ACTION FIGURE HEAD CAN NOW BE PROFESSIONALLY REFLOCKED FOR A FRACTION OF THE COST FROM THE OTHER GUYS!!” reads the enthusiastic listing. ” YEP, WE HAVE DEVELOPED A VERY HIGH GRADE, INEXPENSIVE WAY TO TURN YOUR BURN OUT JOE HEAD INTO THAT FRESH, OFF THE SHELF LOOK!!”
Visit the G.I. Joe head reflocking listing.
